- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

I can count to potato.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Mitt Romney

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

... i forgot the joke :p

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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