- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Women's rights

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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