What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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i lost the game

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Chuck norris

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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A French man gets into a fight

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Thumbs this up

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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