Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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I am quite mature.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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