- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

yes i can connor, this is brett.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

speak now or forever hold your pee

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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