- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Replacement Referees

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Derp

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Women's Professional _________

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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