Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Guess what? I like trains.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

This is the concept of anti-joke.

The game.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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