A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Anti Joke

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