Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Racial Equality

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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