Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

politically correct!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

who is awesome? no one...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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