The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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