When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Women's Professional _________

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Derp

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

He walked in a bar

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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