What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

split your ass cheek

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Black people

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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