what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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who ever is reading this....

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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