What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Your future.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

joke under this line wins _________________________

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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