- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

suck my balls mr.garison

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Lil Wayne

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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