- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

pudding

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

human centipede

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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