Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Pain Olympics.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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