- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Your face is hilarious.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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