Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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im gay

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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