How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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