- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Black people stink of shite!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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