- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Psychics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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