What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Black people stink of shite!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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MySpace.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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