What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

split your ass cheek

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Black people

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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