What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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the holocaust

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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