Im batman...suck it losers

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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your life

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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scientology.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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