- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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