- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Replacement Referees

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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