- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

whats black and white? a zebra

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

So I was walking down the road today

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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