- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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