- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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