- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

I'm sn otter

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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