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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

James Patrick Campbell

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town