How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Winter

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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shut up kobe!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Cows are land manatees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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