your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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racism...deal with it!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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