- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Your text.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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