Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Xzibit

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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