Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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