- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Me Neither.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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