- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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