- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's circular and round A circle

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a black man? Black

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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