How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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