- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Take wrong turns

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

I like your hair

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??