Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Bob Saget

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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chuck norris

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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