An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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The MLS

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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