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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Your face

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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