Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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