What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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racism...deal with it!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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darude- sandstorm

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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