- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Your wife died during the delivery.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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