Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Xbox One

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Choir.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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