- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Your face

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

I am quite mature.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Grace Ackerson

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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