want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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