Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops