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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

human centipede

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Derp

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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