Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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<=3 penis

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Anti Joke

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