- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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