- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Moral

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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