What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

to get to the other side.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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