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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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