Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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what's black and can't swim?

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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This is not a joke or is it

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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pudding

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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