- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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