Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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