- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

its all aodhan

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

A woman wears a dress.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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