- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

This one time at band camp....

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

whats black and white? a zebra

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

to get to the other side.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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