Penis.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Mitt Romney

all jokes aside...

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

James Patrick Campbell

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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