Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

It says so on your cap.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

purple pickles

DEATH.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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