- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

A russian gives away vodka.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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