- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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