When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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anal seepage

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How high is a Chinaman

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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haha

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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9/11.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Anti Joke

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