A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Safe sex MR

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Joke

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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