Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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